2016 Famous Funny Wise Quotes

2016 Famous Funny Wise Quotes

famous Funy WiseFamous Funny Wise Quotes – wise is not just a humorous person who can make you laugh, the world also can do it, here’s the cuteness in say world figures And scientists.

Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous. Albert Einstein

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

The world today doesn’t make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do? Pablo Picasso

I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money. Pablo Picasso

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. Melanie Griffith

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Albert Einstein

The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that. Arnold Schwarzenegger

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. Mark Twain

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z – keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein

A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. Winston Churchill

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. Mark Twain

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them. George W. Bush

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx

Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. Arnold Schwarzenegger

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2 responses to “2016 Famous Funny Wise Quotes

  1. Great morning entertainment! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    A good speech should be like a woman’s skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. Winston Churchill

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  2. I’d like to live like a poor man – only with lots of money. Pablo Picasso πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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